I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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