6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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