Pappa wants mamma naked
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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