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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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