dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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