he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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