Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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