Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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