We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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