why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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