hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I see more hoeing in ur future
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