You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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