Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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