i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
