sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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