You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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