At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
wow bdsm is so cute
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