OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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