they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
