hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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