I'll bet she douches with gravy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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