Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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