fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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