There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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