I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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