Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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