normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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