Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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