oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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