Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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