I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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