3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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