I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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