Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Let's get the cat blown out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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