Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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