so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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