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(703): View more from Virginia

Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(310): View more from California

we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1

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(607): View more from New York

Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.

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(817): View more from Texas

I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come on in and take your pants off

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