these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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