whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
