Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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