i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
you never un-have a 4some
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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