Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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