I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
as a side note pls kill me
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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