Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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