So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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