Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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