I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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