I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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