I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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