I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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