Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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