You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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