THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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