Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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